The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves

Sofus · 07-03-2009, 10:34 AM

Hi everybody!

A revolution has taken place, and

YOU

could be part of it!!

With the New Sofus Custom Sleeve Tape (trade mark, so don´t steal it!)
you can now add as much extra weight to your trumpet as you
wish, thereby making it a Custum Weighted Trumpet!
You are not limited to just the mouthpiece, the ENTIRE
trumpet can get extra weight added!

YOU WILL BE YOUR OWN TRUMPET DESIGNER!!

Too good to be true? Well, friends, that´s NOT ALL!
If you find that you´ve put on too much, you can just
take some off again!!

At the moment my production extends to

* a plastic tape, where available colors are
red, blue, green, black and clear
* a metal tape (much better than duct tape)
in metal or black
* pulverised iron to add between coats of tape
* pulverised wood to add between coats of tape
* pulverised plastic to add between coats of tape
* pulverised rubber to add between coats of tape
* pulverised brass to add between coats of tape
* pulverised lead to add between coats of tape
* pulverised gold to add between coats of tape
* pulverised stone to add between coats of tape
* pulverised cement to add between coats of tape
* pulverised ice to add between coats of tape

Adding pulverised materia between tape coats
will, of course, highly efficiently boost the extra
mass, giving you the Coustom Designed Trumpet
that especially

YOU

deserve!

Send me a private message with your orders.

Blind Bruce · 07-03-2009, 11:05 AM

You have really got my interest now! But you tease us by not including prices.

Sofus · 07-03-2009, 11:07 AM

AH, prices . . Yes . . .AH . . . Well . . .

How much would you like to pay?

Markie · 07-03-2009, 11:28 AM

..............

DanZ_FL · 07-03-2009, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markie

Hey Sofus
I can tell just by your description that using your product will give this chubby trumpet player a sack full of confidence, a boost in pride, an increase in performance, lengthen my abilities and satisfy both myself and my audience. Is only by prescription only or can I get it over the counter?

If you experience a double C lasting for more than 4 hours, call your doctor...

Solar Bell · 07-03-2009, 12:22 PM

this post is useless without pictures!

Sofus · 07-03-2009, 12:23 PM

Of

MOI?!?

Solar Bell · 07-03-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markie

Hey Sofus
I can tell just by your description that using your product will give this chubby trumpet player a sack full of confidence, a boost in pride, an increase in performance, lengthen my abilities and satisfy both myself and my audience.

Someone is taking the Smiling Bob Enzyte commercials too seriously!

Brinked - Get Enzyte Commercial Theme Song With Smiling Bob (Long Version) Ringtone by smiling bob (pasomonte)

And this college....well....

Vulgano Brother · 07-03-2009, 12:35 PM

The SWE's (Sofus' Weight Expanders) sound cool. How about one with a raw meat filling for lead playing?

Blind Bruce · 07-03-2009, 12:43 PM

The raw meat idea is cool. The ice in the last layer will keep it for days.

07-03-2009, 10:34 AM	#1
Sofus Forte User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Helsingborg, Sweden Posts: 1,315	The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves Hi everybody! A revolution has taken place, and YOU could be part of it!! With the New Sofus Custom Sleeve Tape (trade mark, so don´t steal it!) you can now add as much extra weight to your trumpet as you wish, thereby making it a Custum Weighted Trumpet! You are not limited to just the mouthpiece, the ENTIRE trumpet can get extra weight added! YOU WILL BE YOUR OWN TRUMPET DESIGNER!! Too good to be true? Well, friends, that´s NOT ALL! If you find that you´ve put on too much, you can just take some off again!! At the moment my production extends to * a plastic tape, where available colors are red, blue, green, black and clear * a metal tape (much better than duct tape) in metal or black * pulverised iron to add between coats of tape * pulverised wood to add between coats of tape * pulverised plastic to add between coats of tape * pulverised rubber to add between coats of tape * pulverised brass to add between coats of tape * pulverised lead to add between coats of tape * pulverised gold to add between coats of tape * pulverised stone to add between coats of tape * pulverised cement to add between coats of tape * pulverised ice to add between coats of tape Adding pulverised materia between tape coats will, of course, highly efficiently boost the extra mass, giving you the Coustom Designed Trumpet that especially YOU deserve! Send me a private message with your orders. __________________ " There are no secrets to trumpetplaying - except Practice Your Head Off - and that´s no secret! " Bud Herseth 1977 in Hamar, Norway ******************** Mouthpiece and Solidarity

07-03-2009, 11:05 AM	#2
Blind Bruce Pianissimo User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Winnipeg Canada Posts: 175	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves You have really got my interest now! But you tease us by not including prices. __________________ Bruce in the Peg “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” Stephen Hawking 2009 Yamaha 8335RGS Xeno 1987 Yamaha 2320 1962 Olds special # 341xxx Bach 5C Rudy Muck 17C Olds #3 Getzen 7C

07-03-2009, 11:07 AM	#3
Sofus Forte User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Helsingborg, Sweden Posts: 1,315	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves AH, prices . . Yes . . .AH . . . Well . . . How much would you like to pay? __________________ " There are no secrets to trumpetplaying - except Practice Your Head Off - and that´s no secret! " Bud Herseth 1977 in Hamar, Norway ******************** Mouthpiece and Solidarity

07-03-2009, 11:28 AM	#4
Markie Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Clarksburg, WV Posts: 704	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves .............. Last edited by Markie; 07-05-2009 at 05:47 PM.

07-03-2009, 12:22 PM	#6
Solar Bell Moderator Utimate User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 5,503	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves this post is useless without pictures! __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan The average response time of a 911 call is over 4 minutes. The average speed of my 9mm is 1250 fps *When seconds count....the police are only minutes away.*

07-03-2009, 12:23 PM	#7
Sofus Forte User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Helsingborg, Sweden Posts: 1,315	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves Of MOI?!? __________________ " There are no secrets to trumpetplaying - except Practice Your Head Off - and that´s no secret! " Bud Herseth 1977 in Hamar, Norway ******************** Mouthpiece and Solidarity

07-03-2009, 12:35 PM	#9
Vulgano Brother Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 4,223	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves The SWE's (Sofus' Weight Expanders) sound cool. How about one with a raw meat filling for lead playing? __________________ "A tool good enough to be so used and not too good" C.S. Lewis That Hideous Strength www.letsbuildhope.org

07-03-2009, 12:43 PM	#10
Blind Bruce Pianissimo User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Winnipeg Canada Posts: 175	Re: The New Sofus Custom Trumpet Sleeves The raw meat idea is cool. The ice in the last layer will keep it for days. __________________ Bruce in the Peg “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” Stephen Hawking 2009 Yamaha 8335RGS Xeno 1987 Yamaha 2320 1962 Olds special # 341xxx Bach 5C Rudy Muck 17C Olds #3 Getzen 7C

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