Tootsall

Here's a chuckle for you guys and gals who have reached (or passed) a "certain age" in life!


It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics and titles to accomodate the aging population.

1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darrin -- Splish Splash I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through The Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Nappin
12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
13. Abba -- Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock Three Times On the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To
17. Willie Nelson -- On The Commode Again

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The guys from Steely Dan say they've changed the title of their hit, Hey Nineteen, now they call it Hey Thirty Five.

Michael McLaughlin