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02-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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 | Blonde joke A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?" "Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work. Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do ... don't touch the headphones" "No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give Her another good cut, considering the restraint. Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn`t resist and she just lifted one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I`ve killed her" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself. She heard the strangest thing... "breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out." |
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02-07-2008, 01:15 PM
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| Re: Blonde joke A rookie patrolman pulled a blonde over for speeding. When he asked for her license, she said: "I don't have one." When asked for registration, she confessed to stealing the car after killing the owner and stuffing him in the trunk. Nervous, the officer called for backup. His superior came, and asked the woman for her license. "Here it is," she said, pulling it out of her purse. When asked for registration, she gave it to him as well. Puzzled, the officer asked to look in the trunk. "Sure," she said, and opened the trunk, containing a spare tire and nothing else. "I'm sorry," the superior said, this officer told me you were driving a stolen car without a license with a murder victim in the trunk." The blonde replied: "I bet that liar probably told you I was speeding, too!" |
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02-07-2008, 05:47 PM
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02-07-2008, 06:29 PM
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| Re: Blonde joke Two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. "We're supposed to measure the height of this flagpole," said blonde guy number one, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse and loosened some bolts. The guys helped her lay down the flagpole. Then the woman got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Blonde guy number two shook his head and laughed. "Isn't that just like a girl? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" |
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02-08-2008, 03:15 PM
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|  Re: Blonde joke Quote:
C'mon Misty. I am CERTAIN that even a blond can come up with a more cutting return comment than that one. Don't let the guys get 'one up' on you. OLDLOU>> | |
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02-08-2008, 04:53 PM
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  | Re: Blonde joke No, I really did like the joke. :) Quote:
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02-08-2008, 05:35 PM
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