Clean out your ears, Osama

Manny Laureano · 02-19-2005, 10:00 AM

This is funny...

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

ML

Lazorphaze · 02-19-2005, 10:03 AM

kind of goes along with my avatar...

Mikey · 02-19-2005, 10:09 AM

I love it!

Thanks.....

PhatmonB6 · 02-19-2005, 10:13 AM

Thank You!!! and Good Night!!!

trumplyr · 02-21-2005, 08:44 AM

and

02-19-2005, 10:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Clean out your ears, Osama This is funny... When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?" ML

02-19-2005, 10:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lazorphaze Piano User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 399	kind of goes along with my avatar...
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02-19-2005, 10:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,860	I love it! Thanks.....
Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,860

02-19-2005, 10:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
PhatmonB6 Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Brand: Bach Strad Posts: 662	Thank You!!! and Good Night!!!
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02-21-2005, 08:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
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