CO2 emissions

Siegtrmpt · 05-08-2007, 08:38 PM

Feel guilty about playing trumpet and putting out more CO2 in a couple hours than most people do all day? Here's the solution.

The CarbonNeutral Company

Manny Laureano · 05-08-2007, 11:23 PM

Ahh... I can feel my footprint shrinking already, Bill. Hey... is that a friggin' halo around my head I see? Cool!!!

Er... do guilt-free induced halos emit CO2?

ML

Schwab · 05-09-2007, 12:40 AM

Send me money to balance out your CO2 emissions. I'll hold my breath for a while to balance it out. It will make you feel better about yourself! DO IT!

Pedal C · 05-09-2007, 01:08 AM

I carry a little plant around with me and exhale all my CO2 onto the leaves so it can turn right back into oxygen. It's really the only responsible thing to do.

Oh, and I set the plant in front of my trumpet bell when I practice. I just couldn't live with myself otherwise!

Jason.

Pedal C · 05-09-2007, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siegtrmpt

The CarbonNeutral Company

I think they need to update...they list Denver's airport as Stapleton, which closed in 1995!

Jason.

Manny Laureano · 05-09-2007, 08:28 AM

Gasp! They made a mistake? A mistake which could lead to... to false calculations?! Arrgh... DUN, DUN, DAAAAAAAAAH!

Halo's fading fast, guys.

I like the practice in front of a plant idea. IN St.Paul we have the Ford Automobile plant and in Monticello we have a nuclear plant. How to choose?

ML

Vulgano Brother · 05-09-2007, 01:03 PM

How about if we all buy carbonated beverages and not open them -- think of all that CO2 trapped for eternity! If they are charging $1.00/per hour for our CO2, think how many bottles of champagne we could buy and store away. Then one day in the future we could open them all at once and watch our thermometers soar!

Tootsall · 05-09-2007, 01:34 PM

*Chuckle*

Wait until I decide it's time to release all of the CO2 in our 50 TON liquid CO2 tank so I can have one of the pressure gauges replaced!

*snicker snicker*

TAKE THAT, MOTHER NATURE~ (Hey... we're just trying to provide enough CO2 for the plants to convert back to O2)

(Just down the road from our plant is one that makes frozen French Fries. When they load them into a railcar... do you know how they keep them cold? They stick a nozzle in from a liquid CO2 tank (they have TWO at 50 ton capacity each) and "free fill" the railcar with dry ice!.... s'truth.)

uatrmpt · 05-09-2007, 08:41 PM

I had two chili dogs and baked beans for dinner tonight...I'd better get my wallet ready to buy some credits!

Manny Laureano · 05-09-2007, 08:53 PM

Good grief, Matt... that's just askin' fer trouble, aint it? Why didn't you throw in some cabbage and a few shots of Bourbon while you were at it?

ML

05-08-2007, 08:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Siegtrmpt Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 553	CO2 emissions Feel guilty about playing trumpet and putting out more CO2 in a couple hours than most people do all day? Here's the solution. The CarbonNeutral Company
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05-08-2007, 11:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Re: CO2 emissions Ahh... I can feel my footprint shrinking already, Bill. Hey... is that a friggin' halo around my head I see? Cool!!! Er... do guilt-free induced halos emit CO2? ML

05-09-2007, 12:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Schwab Moderator Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the road Posts: 930	Re: CO2 emissions Send me money to balance out your CO2 emissions. I'll hold my breath for a while to balance it out. It will make you feel better about yourself! DO IT!
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05-09-2007, 01:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pedal C Piano User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver, Co. Posts: 453	Re: CO2 emissions I carry a little plant around with me and exhale all my CO2 onto the leaves so it can turn right back into oxygen. It's really the only responsible thing to do. Oh, and I set the plant in front of my trumpet bell when I practice. I just couldn't live with myself otherwise! Jason.
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05-09-2007, 08:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Re: CO2 emissions Gasp! They made a mistake? A mistake which could lead to... to false calculations?! Arrgh... DUN, DUN, DAAAAAAAAAH! Halo's fading fast, guys. I like the practice in front of a plant idea. IN St.Paul we have the Ford Automobile plant and in Monticello we have a nuclear plant. How to choose? ML

05-09-2007, 01:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Vulgano Brother Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Home Posts: 2,964	Re: CO2 emissions How about if we all buy carbonated beverages and not open them -- think of all that CO2 trapped for eternity! If they are charging $1.00/per hour for our CO2, think how many bottles of champagne we could buy and store away. Then one day in the future we could open them all at once and watch our thermometers soar!
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05-09-2007, 01:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Re: CO2 emissions Chuckle Wait until I decide it's time to release all of the CO2 in our 50 TON liquid CO2 tank so I can have one of the pressure gauges replaced! snicker snicker TAKE THAT, MOTHER NATURE~ (Hey... we're just trying to provide enough CO2 for the plants to convert back to O2) (Just down the road from our plant is one that makes frozen French Fries. When they load them into a railcar... do you know how they keep them cold? They stick a nozzle in from a liquid CO2 tank (they have TWO at 50 ton capacity each) and "free fill" the railcar with dry ice!.... s'truth.)

05-09-2007, 08:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
uatrmpt Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: AL Posts: 335	Re: CO2 emissions I had two chili dogs and baked beans for dinner tonight...I'd better get my wallet ready to buy some credits!
	__________________ --Matt--

05-09-2007, 08:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Re: CO2 emissions Good grief, Matt... that's just askin' fer trouble, aint it? Why didn't you throw in some cabbage and a few shots of Bourbon while you were at it? ML

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