Alex Yates

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All
he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullsh*t with his
buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went
away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be

a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

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Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York . Act like one.

gzent

Rofl

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Solar Bell

Lexie,

I didn't even think you READ Dear Abby.

-cw-

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"Don't be afraid to see what you see."
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trumpettrax

That was funny! :)

frank

That was baaaad!

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silverstar

Ziiiiiiiing!

Me likey.

Lara

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*insert witty comment here*

Skip

> > Subject: Bill and Hillary
> >
> >
> > When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a
> box
> > under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their
> 30
> > years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their
> 30th
> > anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid
> and
> > peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in
> cash.
> >
> > She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew
> what
> > was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such
> a
> > box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special
> > anniversary dinner.
> >
> > After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
> > confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept
> my
> > promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today
> the
> > temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why
> do
> > you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
> >
> > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years
> you
> > deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put
> an
> > empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do
> it
> > again."
> >
> > Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica.
> > I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since
> you
> > are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is
> not
> > that bad considering your problem."
> >
> > Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
> their
> > peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have
> all
> > that money in the box?"
> >
> > Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I
> took
> > them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

Brekelefuw

Jeez that last one is great.

Thermos

Skip, that was one of the best jokes i have heard recently