Don't be this guy with Viagra

Thevor · 01-28-2004, 09:52 PM

Frist of all this is a true story told to me today by the guy who did it...

An employee where I work recently had knee surgery. Apparently the pain killers that he was taking was causing some preformance disfunction so he went back to the doctor.

The doctor gave him 6 samples of Viagra and told him to "take these when needed."

He was feeling amorous and took the pills. Yes all of them, not one, not two but all 6 pills. He thought "take these" meant "all these".

When his ears turned the shade of a "fire engine" he got nervous and called the doctor. When he explained what the he had done the doctor busted up laughing. It's always comforting when a doctor starts laughing uncontrollably on the phone at your expense.

The guy said, "if I had got a paper cut, I would have bled to death".

Oh, and for the other affect, it lasted for 3 days.... day and night.

Tootsall · 01-28-2004, 10:11 PM

Well at least he didn't have to go far to find a piccolo stand!

Thevor · 01-28-2004, 11:11 PM

Toots,

That's to funny............

Geo

nowherenearadouble · 01-30-2004, 06:40 PM

He wont fall out of his bed

Alan

Thevor · 01-30-2004, 07:32 PM

It'd be kind of a bummer if you were used to sleeping on your stomach too.

nowherenearadouble · 01-31-2004, 01:29 AM

The burns unit at our hospital uses Viagra. Keeps the sheets off the patient!
Alan

Japle · 02-05-2004, 08:19 PM

That's rough, man. You'd have to stand on your hands to pee!!

01-28-2004, 09:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Thevor Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Next to the Volcano Posts: 204	Don't be this guy with Viagra Frist of all this is a true story told to me today by the guy who did it... An employee where I work recently had knee surgery. Apparently the pain killers that he was taking was causing some preformance disfunction so he went back to the doctor. The doctor gave him 6 samples of Viagra and told him to "take these when needed." He was feeling amorous and took the pills. Yes all of them, not one, not two but all 6 pills. He thought "take these" meant "all these". When his ears turned the shade of a "fire engine" he got nervous and called the doctor. When he explained what the he had done the doctor busted up laughing. It's always comforting when a doctor starts laughing uncontrollably on the phone at your expense. The guy said, "if I had got a paper cut, I would have bled to death". Oh, and for the other affect, it lasted for 3 days.... day and night. __________________ 53' Olds Ambassador

01-28-2004, 11:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Thevor Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Next to the Volcano Posts: 204	Toots, That's to funny............ Geo __________________ 53' Olds Ambassador

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Japle Pianissimo User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cape Canaveral Posts: 93	That's rough, man. You'd have to stand on your hands to pee!! __________________ John Kanstul Chicago 1070 GR 62M The Mute Rack!! http://home.cfl.rr.com/themuterack/ Cape Canaveral

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01-28-2004, 10:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Well at least he didn't have to go far to find a piccolo stand!

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nowherenearadouble Pianissimo User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 69	He wont fall out of his bed Alan

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Thevor Pianissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Next to the Volcano Posts: 204	It'd be kind of a bummer if you were used to sleeping on your stomach too.

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nowherenearadouble Pianissimo User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 69	The burns unit at our hospital uses Viagra. Keeps the sheets off the patient! Alan

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