Drinking & Driving & Tigers DON"T MIX

Solar Bell · 03-20-2006, 10:39 AM

It had to be booze....

www.clickondetroit.com/news/8135411/detail.html

-cw-

Tootsall · 03-20-2006, 10:44 AM

Daughter saw an "Alcohol tester" on the "impulse purchase" rack next to the cash register on Saturday and asked me what it was. I replied "It tests to make sure the alcohol is good stuff".

Seriously... if you've had a drink or three and think you need to check to see if you are legal to drive or not... then you should NOT be driving at all!

Eclipsehornplayer · 03-21-2006, 06:49 AM

Bill Ingvall (Comedian) did a great line of jokes that this situation would fit right into.

He said that there was a segment of society that was so dumb that they should be forced to wear signs that read "I'm Stupid" hence his tagline "Here's your sign" whenever he encounters someone doing something stupid.

Well, Here's your sign.

I've been pretty drunk in my life but I'm certain of all the dumb things I've ever done I'd have never done something like this.

E-gads...

03-20-2006, 10:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Solar Bell Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 3,921	Drinking & Driving & Tigers DON"T MIX It had to be booze.... www.clickondetroit.com/news/8135411/detail.html -cw- __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan

03-21-2006, 06:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Eclipsehornplayer Forte User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flat Rock, Michigan Posts: 2,395	Bill Ingvall (Comedian) did a great line of jokes that this situation would fit right into. He said that there was a segment of society that was so dumb that they should be forced to wear signs that read "I'm Stupid" hence his tagline "Here's your sign" whenever he encounters someone doing something stupid. Well, Here's your sign. I've been pretty drunk in my life but I'm certain of all the dumb things I've ever done I'd have never done something like this. E-gads... __________________ Eclipse MHY Bb Trumpet with interchangable leadpipes Bach 229 25A C Trumpet Getzen Capri Bb Cornet GR & Monette mouthpieces

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03-20-2006, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tootsall Fortissimo User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Yee HAW! Posts: 4,641	Daughter saw an "Alcohol tester" on the "impulse purchase" rack next to the cash register on Saturday and asked me what it was. I replied "It tests to make sure the alcohol is good stuff". Seriously... if you've had a drink or three and think you need to check to see if you are legal to drive or not... then you should NOT be driving at all!

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