Mikey

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this, but many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A hot air balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable, and they retain water.

6) A web page is Female, because it's always hit on.

7) A subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A remote control is Female. HA! You thought it would be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Alex Yates

Thanks Mikey!

I really like number 10...but they were all good.

Clarence

Mikey! your burnt.(that,s a good thing homie)

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