Manny Laureano

It was a full moon last night and I got to thinking that there are some great conspiracy theories out there.

What's your favorite?

LET'S AVOID THE POLITICAL THEORIES. Let's not get into the distasteful 9/11 stuff or Kennedy assassination stuff. I'm talking about stuff like this:

I recently almost drove off the road after being told about the KFC "Animal 54". Get this:

The reason KFC is not called Kentucky Fried Chicken is because there's no chicken in the food. Instead, what KFC has done is genetically engineer an animal, now dubbed Animal 54 (Cue TUN, TUN TA-A-A-HHHH music), that has multiple breasts, legs, thighs, no beak or anything troublesome like that. No, Animal 54 satisfies the need for more chicken parts for the evil scientists at the KFC compound.

I'd like to know what happened to Animals 1 through 53. Are they walking around smoking a cigarette on an unemployment line looking for a job?

I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. So, okay... that kind of stuff. NO POLITICS!!!

ML

KJaeger

That Shakespeare never actually wrote his plays, but that they were the product of someone else (e.g. Sir Francis Bacon or Christopher Marlowe) and passed off under his name.

This one isn't quite so "out there", as from time to time historians have had frequent debates for and against the evidence backing this theory.

Someone else may have more details about it...

Manny:

It took them 54 tries to finally get it right... you wouldn't want to see what the other 53 attempts ended up looking like - cows with wings and things like that

Tootsall

There you go again... taking all the fun out of it.

Vulgano Brother

Checked for images at Google using "Boneless Chicken Ranch" (ala Gary Larson) and found this instead -- maybe there is a consipracy!

Vulgano Brother

Wait, there is more! A ligtning fast sloth! Weekly World News - Story

Manny Laureano

Jerry,



ML

Skip

People who are not really dead, but living in..................:

Elvis, Amelia Earhart, Hitler (whoops, sorry, political), etc.

trumpet blower88

Heres a fun thing: Make Your Own Conspiracy Turn Left: Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

Here's mine:

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Global Warming you need to realize that everything is controlled by the MEAAC (meat eaters against animal crulety) made up of Norwegians with help from The USC Marching Band.

The conspiracy first started during The Boston Tea Party in Rosemont, Ill.. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the bombings at Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting uncontrollably.

They want to cut the limbs off Monks and imprison resisters on Venus using NASA Space Shuttles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must commit suicide. Since the media is controlled by PETA we should get our information from Phil Smith.

Vulgano Brother

What about manufacturers of tents and sleeping bags that always provide a stuff-sack at least two sizes too small: what is their motive? Are they being paid off by the RV industry?

Manny Laureano

What They Don't Want You to Know
You see, folks, david gets it. BRAVO!!!

Here's mine:

In order to understand putting brass manufacturers out of business you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Dubai Brass Conspirators made up of North Koreans with help from trumpet players.
The conspiracy first started during the Birth of Nokonek Xian in Minneapolis. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the five trumpet mutilations.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "Damn it!".

They want to mutilate Jack Bauer and imprison resisters in Portland, Oregon using F-16 jet fighters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must knock out pilots from Detroit. Since the media is controlled by Jimi Michiel we should get our information from RZeller.