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Old 12-17-2005, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Guess

Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below!
(This is pretty good.)

















The answer is: A LAST NAME!

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Old 12-17-2005, 12:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I confess, I was in the gutter the entire time. LOL. You're just a barrel of laughs today, eh Liad? Another good one.
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I confess, I was in the gutter the entire time. LOL. You're just a barrel of laughs today, eh Liad? Another good one.
nice to know two things

1. not the only one that thought that

2. that men arent the only ones that would be in the gutter on that one
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A man does standing up?

A woman does sitting down?

And a dog does on three legs???








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Old 12-17-2005, 02:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Both good!
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Old 12-17-2005, 03:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ok guys here is another old one

What is long, hard and full of seamen?









A submarine
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