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06-15-2008, 01:26 PM
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| Moderator Fortissimo User  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Home
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 | Happy Father's Day! (observed--America) As a bit of a Father's Day treat, an old Bill Cosby routine: After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was: "Don't". "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First Parent asked. "Uh huh, " Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno" Eve answered. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
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06-15-2008, 04:27 PM
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| Pianissimo User  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norfolk, VA
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| Re: Happy Father's Day! (observed--America) And people wonder why I never wanted children! 
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