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01-13-2006, 09:44 AM
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| Utimate User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 5,989
 | Hilarious... As you may be able to tell by my posts today, it's a day to laugh at ourselves... WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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01-13-2006, 12:56 PM
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| Mezzo Forte User 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: PHOENIX, AZ
Posts: 926
 | Very funny Manny... and NO, I will not show my wife that one... no need reminding her.... My theory... GOD made man.... (yeah that Adam dude) After a while... he watched, listened and said to himself, "I think I can do better..." ... had nothing to do with Adam being lonely... more to do with making sure Adam didn't kill himself doing something stupid after going to Heaven Depot on Saturday morning... Manny's post explains the end result of the meeting between those two creations.... I personally believe he stopped short of explaining it to them so he would have something to laugh about.... |
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01-13-2006, 12:56 PM
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| Forte User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northern New York
Brand: Lawler
Posts: 2,309
  | Where's the class on duct tape dependancy? |
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__________________ -Glenn "Roses have thorns; shining waters mud. Clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun; and history reeks of the wrongs we have done. After today, after today, consider me gone."- Sting | |
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01-13-2006, 08:44 PM
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| Fortissimo User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yee HAW!
Posts: 4,641
 | Duct tape.... the handyman's secret weapon. Just remember... if the women don't find ya handsome, at least let them find ya handy. another Red Greenism Reminds me... I sent Leigh a T-shirt one time that had printed on it "I can fix anything....where's the duct tape?" Gotta find out if he ever wore it. |
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01-14-2006, 01:09 AM
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| Pianissimo User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 94
| haha i havent watched those canadians in quite a while! as he said before Im a man, but i can change, if i have to..... i guess. then theres that one latin thing they always say like "cuando omni flunkus mortati" lol. |
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__________________ a computer once beat me in a game of chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing! - Emo Philips WILL WORK FOR ECLIPSE! ;) | |
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