I'm so, so sorry...

Manny Laureano · 11-18-2005, 09:50 AM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, "

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a
wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . "

Wait for it.

It's coming. ...

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

ML

tpter1 · 11-18-2005, 10:00 AM

Mr. Semman · 11-18-2005, 11:17 AM

Manny,

You are very fortunate that you are who you are. Others, like myself, of much lesser note, would have been placed against a wall; tied; blindfolded and forced to listen to Lawrence Welk for the rest of my life.

Anyway, thanks for the humor.

Take care or the men in white coats will come to take you away. HA HA>

Gary

ROGERIO · 11-18-2005, 11:24 AM

My little brain was frantically thinking as I sensed some punch line "had my eye on you"... but I just couldn't come up with the correct one....

Very good one Manny... it will be all over my work by end of day today...

Solar Bell · 11-18-2005, 11:35 AM

Mr Semman wrote:

Quote:

Take care or the men in white coats will come to take you away. HA HA>

We need to listen to this...in honor of Manny

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0509/na...ay_ha-haaa.mp3
-cw-

Alex Yates · 11-18-2005, 01:51 PM

Nyuk nyuk.....hardy har har.....and all that good stuff. LOL.

Hey Chuck, I actually have an original 45 record of that song....."hoo, hoo, hee, hee, ha, ha to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their white coats as they're coming to take me away ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I also remember it creeped me out as a kid when I heard it. LOL.

wrbandel · 11-18-2005, 02:20 PM

Groan..................

Pedal C · 11-18-2005, 02:23 PM

Nice work Manny, you brightened my day! I'll definately be passing that one along. I love jokes that you have to apologize for before you tell it. HA!

londonhusker · 11-18-2005, 03:43 PM

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trumpetmike · 11-18-2005, 05:27 PM

Don't give up the day job

11-18-2005, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	I'm so, so sorry... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, " he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she replies. . . . . . " Wait for it. It's coming. ... The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." ML

11-18-2005, 10:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
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Mr. Semman Pianissimo User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Brookfield, MA Posts: 178	Manny, You are very fortunate that you are who you are. Others, like myself, of much lesser note, would have been placed against a wall; tied; blindfolded and forced to listen to Lawrence Welk for the rest of my life. Anyway, thanks for the humor. Take care or the men in white coats will come to take you away. HA HA> Gary
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Alex Yates Forte User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Brand: ECLIPSE Posts: 2,401	Nyuk nyuk.....hardy har har.....and all that good stuff. LOL. Hey Chuck, I actually have an original 45 record of that song....."hoo, hoo, hee, hee, ha, ha to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their white coats as they're coming to take me away ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I also remember it creeped me out as a kid when I heard it. LOL.
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Pedal C Piano User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Denver, Co. Posts: 453	Nice work Manny, you brightened my day! I'll definately be passing that one along. I love jokes that you have to apologize for before you tell it. HA!
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ROGERIO Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PHOENIX, AZ Posts: 926	My little brain was frantically thinking as I sensed some punch line "had my eye on you"... but I just couldn't come up with the correct one.... Very good one Manny... it will be all over my work by end of day today...

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