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Old 12-03-2004, 06:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Bb, a Db, and an F walk into a bar.

The bartender says to them, "I'm sorry we don't serve minors here"...

The Db leaves and the Bb and the F have an open fifth between
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(ba-da-boom!)



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Old 12-03-2004, 07:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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little too much thought required for that joke there.
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Or the Db whips out he fake Florida ID -- that says he is in fact, Db major and everyone drops their drinks because their fingering gets all messed up.

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