Learn to pay attention!

tpter1 · 03-06-2006, 09:51 AM

I got thisw from a good freind of mine this am...tought it too good not to share...
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead
cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white
sheet. The professor started the class by telling
them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary
To have two important qualities as a doctor: The first
is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead
cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking
on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at
them and told them, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck
in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now
learn to pay attention."

Mikey · 03-06-2006, 10:04 AM

*Hurl*

Tootsall · 03-06-2006, 10:25 AM

40cal · 03-06-2006, 10:41 AM

silverstar · 03-06-2006, 06:05 PM

I think I'm going to be sick....

ewwww.

Lara

Martin Williams · 03-06-2006, 10:33 PM

oh that is so disgusting!!!

Mr. Semman · 03-07-2006, 08:08 AM

We had a biology teacher in high school who performed a similar feat. only with a cup of urine. Fortunately, I wasn't one of the students that tried to emulate the teacher.

That was back in 1967!

Gary

Clarino · 03-07-2006, 09:59 AM

I've seen the same thing done with elephant dung, the guy was trying to convince a reporter that it was the best way to tell how long ago the elephants had departed. He nearly got her to do it to!

Thomas Hardy · 03-09-2006, 10:29 AM

That's an old Medicine gag....how to tell if someone has Diabetes (sweet urine) stick a finger into a urine specimen and then taste another. Yep it's sweet..now you try it.

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tpter1 Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern New York Brand: Lawler Posts: 2,309	Learn to pay attention! I got thisw from a good freind of mine this am...tought it too good not to share... First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary To have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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silverstar Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa City, IA Brand: Eclipse Posts: 887	I think I'm going to be sick.... ewwww. Lara
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Martin Williams Pianissimo User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Columbus, Oh-hi-uh Brand: Schilke, Olds, Getzen Posts: 173	oh that is so disgusting!!!
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Mr. Semman Pianissimo User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Brookfield, MA Posts: 178	We had a biology teacher in high school who performed a similar feat. only with a cup of urine. Fortunately, I wasn't one of the students that tried to emulate the teacher. That was back in 1967! Gary
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Clarino Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sheffield, England, UK Posts: 644	I've seen the same thing done with elephant dung, the guy was trying to convince a reporter that it was the best way to tell how long ago the elephants had departed. He nearly got her to do it to!
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Thomas Hardy New Friend Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1	That's an old Medicine gag....how to tell if someone has Diabetes (sweet urine) stick a finger into a urine specimen and then taste another. Yep it's sweet..now you try it.
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