Let's STOP the pettiness now!

Liad Bar-EL · 01-21-2006, 01:56 PM

Let's STOP the pettiness now!

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the
plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

This hatred?

This animosity?

The spitting in shoes.

The pissing in Cokes."

bandman · 01-21-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liad Bar-EL

The pissing in Cokes."

I was with you until the last line. What did I miss? Did this actually happen? Please tell me no!

Manny Laureano · 01-21-2006, 05:34 PM

Leave it to military personnel to understand the value of pre-emptive strikes. That was too funny!

Good one,

ML

ScreaminRaider · 01-21-2006, 07:19 PM

I love it.....that should cheer up my little bro.

bandman · 01-21-2006, 08:27 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhh, it was a joke...........I'm so darn sensitive to all this middle east stuff I took it seriously!

rbtrumpet08 · 01-21-2006, 09:20 PM

me too. thought this was a serious thing. i was looking for the lesson. lol.

Manny Laureano · 01-21-2006, 11:51 PM

Suddenly, I don't feel quite so bad about scoring 6/8 on the science quiz...

Adios, hasta banana...

ML

jcmacman · 01-24-2006, 02:24 PM

I sent this to my brother, the Marine in the family.

john

mrfabulous963 · 01-24-2006, 05:59 PM

i thought it was real as well, got me!

01-21-2006, 01:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liad Bar-EL Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 1,168	Let's STOP the pettiness now! Let's STOP the pettiness now! Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? The spitting in shoes. The pissing in Cokes."

01-21-2006, 07:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
ScreaminRaider Piano User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 407	I love it.....that should cheer up my little bro.
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01-21-2006, 08:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
bandman Forte User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lafayette, LA, USA Posts: 1,037	ohhhhhhhhhhh, it was a joke...........I'm so darn sensitive to all this middle east stuff I took it seriously!
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rbtrumpet08 Pianissimo User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 94	me too. thought this was a serious thing. i was looking for the lesson. lol.
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01-21-2006, 05:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Leave it to military personnel to understand the value of pre-emptive strikes. That was too funny! Good one, ML

01-21-2006, 11:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Suddenly, I don't feel quite so bad about scoring 6/8 on the science quiz... Adios, hasta banana... ML

01-24-2006, 02:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
jcmacman Pianissimo User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: SoCal Posts: 78	I sent this to my brother, the Marine in the family. john

01-24-2006, 05:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrfabulous963 Piano User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 287	i thought it was real as well, got me!

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