jcmacman

Dear DNC:


(IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ ALL OF THIS LETTER....)
Thank you for giving the opportunity to speak my mind.
I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president, I worked in
a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our
operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign
labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions. They worked very long
shifts, and many even died on the job. This competition could hardly be
called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34
years. Not a single government program was there to help me. How can
Bush call himself "compassionate?"
Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave
their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies
can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable. While it is
trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my
home. I simply had nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian
when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various
medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I
was reduced to the point where I was basically homeless, all because of
President Bush. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me
you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell
me you are a Christian!
If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democratic party. If
Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I guarantee I would still have a job,
a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!
Regards,
Saddam Hussein

jamesfrmphilly

bush will win or lose based on the state of the economy. 8)

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1946 Martin Committee, Bach 5V

TangneyK

Grrrrr....

Even a die-hard liberal can recognize wit when he sees it. That's pretty funny. Now check this out:

The Dillema...........................


With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?



This test only has one question, but it's a very important one

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought.

By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.



The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you
will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer
needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.


Please scroll down slowly and consider each line--this is important for the
test to work accurately.





You're in Florida...in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on all
around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods.

There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and
you are in the middle of this great disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive
photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into
the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping
everything away with it.



Suddenly you see a man in the water fighting for his life, trying not to be
taken away by the masses of water and mud.

You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Then you realize who it
is--George W. Bush!



At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
away...forever.

So you have two options.

You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer
prize-winning photo of the death of one of the world's most powerful men.



And here's the question: (Please give an honest answer)









Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and
white ?

Still Trying

The above story is a re-work of a similar scenario involving Clinton that was popular among Conservatives, while Clinton occupied the White House. It'll be a lot funnier, when someone adapts the story for Kerry, if he gets nominated by the Democrats.

__________________
S.T.

What do we have that we did not receive, and if we received it, why do we glory, as if we received it not?

jcmacman

Anyone see Re-Animator?
Kerry and the Doctor.
Scarry....

john

Lazorphaze

well, I thought you'd say what would you do:save him, or take the pic?
I'd take color

Liberty Lips

TangneyK-

But in your scenario, how would you save G. W. Bush from drowning?


Take your foot off his head.