Music Jokes

K.Buck · 09-30-2005, 10:45 PM

Lets start a list of music/band/trumpet jokes.

Whats the best way to confuse a drummer?
-Put sheet music in front of him.

Add some more

Alex Yates · 09-30-2005, 10:51 PM

What is the difference between and a seamstress and a baroque trumpet player? A seamstress tucks up frills..........

trumpetmike8 · 09-30-2005, 10:59 PM

Why is basoon better than oboe?
It burns longer.

Mikey · 09-30-2005, 11:40 PM

missednote · 10-01-2005, 11:36 AM

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have machines for that now too.

-missednote

trumpet blower88 · 10-01-2005, 06:44 PM

What did the drummer get on his SATs?

Drool.

Clarino · 10-01-2005, 07:58 PM

What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

Two trumpeters walk pas a pub............................Well it could happen!

tpter1 · 10-01-2005, 09:37 PM

How do you tune 2 piccolos?

Shoot one.

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.

I know a recently retired tubist. He just joined the Ommicron Lamda Delta chapter of the Federal Association of Retired Tubists.

WaWa · 10-01-2005, 10:52 PM

How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb???

1..He stands there holding the light bulb up and lets the world revolves around him.

Bahhhhhh...haha...lakalakalaka...wakwakwak...

Sorry bout that guys..I got a little carried away.

Have fun,

K.Buck · 10-01-2005, 11:01 PM

How do you make a trumpet player’s car more aerodynamic?
Take the Dominos Pizza sign off the top!

09-30-2005, 10:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
K.Buck New Friend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24	Music Jokes Lets start a list of music/band/trumpet jokes. Whats the best way to confuse a drummer? -Put sheet music in front of him. Add some more

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trumpetmike8 New Friend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hemet, CA Posts: 26	Why is basoon better than oboe? It burns longer. __________________ Eclipse MY Bach LR180 Conn 1B-SP46 Bach TR200 Antoine Courtois

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missednote Pianissimo User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Louisana Posts: 52	How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have machines for that now too. -missednote __________________ oops! missed another.....

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trumpet blower88 Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Flagstaff, AZ Posts: 644	What did the drummer get on his SATs? Drool. __________________ -David Jacques

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Alex Yates Forte User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,405	What is the difference between and a seamstress and a baroque trumpet player? A seamstress tucks up frills..........

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Clarino Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sheffield, England, UK Posts: 644	What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline. Two trumpeters walk pas a pub............................Well it could happen! __________________ "...you have the perfect C Major chord, with blazing trumpets and inaudible strings." - Daniel Barenboim.

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tpter1 Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern New York Posts: 2,309	How do you tune 2 piccolos? Shoot one. What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money. I know a recently retired tubist. He just joined the Ommicron Lamda Delta chapter of the Federal Association of Retired Tubists. __________________ -Glenn "Roses have thorns; shining waters mud. Clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun; and history reeks of the wrongs we have done. After today, after today, consider me gone."- Sting

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WaWa New Friend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 12	How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb??? 1..He stands there holding the light bulb up and lets the world revolves around him. Bahhhhhh...haha...lakalakalaka...wakwakwak... Sorry bout that guys..I got a little carried away. Have fun, __________________ Peyton Just have fun with it!

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K.Buck New Friend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 24	How do you make a trumpet player’s car more aerodynamic? Take the Dominos Pizza sign off the top!

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