Plan to save airlines (joke)

Alex Yates · 02-26-2006, 04:00 PM

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers!
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They
don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of
course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Manny Laureano · 02-26-2006, 04:34 PM

WADDYA MEAN "JOKE'?!

You mean it's NOT going to happen? Shoot...

ML

Jimi Michiel · 02-26-2006, 04:41 PM

yeah Bubbha, yeah!!!!

Mikey · 02-26-2006, 08:05 PM

Coffee, tea, or me?"

(And that's just the economy class. I can't wait to see what First Class gets)......

02-26-2006, 04:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Alex Yates Forte User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,405	Plan to save airlines (joke) A Plan to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton

02-26-2006, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jimi Michiel Forte User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fort Worth Posts: 1,772	yeah Bubbha, yeah!!!! __________________

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Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	WADDYA MEAN "JOKE'?! You mean it's NOT going to happen? Shoot... ML

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Mikey Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,864	Coffee, tea, or me?" (And that's just the economy class. I can't wait to see what First Class gets)......

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