Possibly the funniest joke ever.

Clarino · 01-23-2007, 11:17 AM

A couple decide to go to Southern France to escape the British weather. They plan to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it’s difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband leaves the UK and flies to France on Thursday, with his wife planning to fly down the following day. The husband checks into the hotel. There’s a computer in his room, so he decides to e-mail his wife. He accidentally leaves out one letter in her email address.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the UK, a widow just returns home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had sadly died heart attack. The widow checks her e-mails, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screams and faints. The widow’s son rushes into the room, finds his mother on the floor, and sees the computer screen. It reads:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I’ve arrived
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you’re allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. It sure is damn hot down here!

tennis_the_menace · 01-23-2007, 08:11 PM

actually didn't read it, sure it is funny.......

01-23-2007, 11:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Clarino Mezzo Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sheffield, England, UK Posts: 644	Possibly the funniest joke ever. A couple decide to go to Southern France to escape the British weather. They plan to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it’s difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband leaves the UK and flies to France on Thursday, with his wife planning to fly down the following day. The husband checks into the hotel. There’s a computer in his room, so he decides to e-mail his wife. He accidentally leaves out one letter in her email address. Meanwhile, somewhere in the UK, a widow just returns home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had sadly died heart attack. The widow checks her e-mails, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screams and faints. The widow’s son rushes into the room, finds his mother on the floor, and sees the computer screen. It reads: To: My loving wife Subject: I’ve arrived I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you’re allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. It sure is damn hot down here! __________________ "...you have the perfect C Major chord, with blazing trumpets and inaudible strings." - Daniel Barenboim.

01-23-2007, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
tennis_the_menace Pianissimo User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 73	Re: Possibly the funniest joke ever. actually didn't read it, sure it is funny.......

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