Reasons to date a trumpet player

MUSICandCHARACTER · 09-03-2004, 12:07 AM

OK, I'll start.

Trumpet players really are good kissers
They have great embouchures
They work on endurance
They want what ever is on the other end of their lips to reach a new high
They can double tongue
They can triple tongue
They have good taste in music
They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)
Nobody ever said that professional tuba players are hot

They can hang in there for hours, and with a Cherry Coke be ready to go again!
Name one professional bassoon player
If they are in a bar, they are often being PAID to be there!
They are often wanted for weddings, so they know how a wedding should go!
They make good spouses ...
They can survive monotony (long tones) and can come out of it with a hot lick (jazz)
The can be cool or hot, whatever is asked of them.
They are more likely to spend $3K on a new trumpet than $65K on a new sports car
They understand music, and music transcends!
Music is the language of love -- and trumpet players know music!

Next!

bigaggietrumpet · 09-03-2004, 12:37 AM

ScreaminRaider · 09-03-2004, 12:39 AM

"They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)"

Well, with the exception of Maynard

MUSICandCHARACTER · 09-03-2004, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminRaider

"They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)"

Well, with the exception of Maynard

He was quite the looker when he was young!

Check out this 1960 video (real one required)
http://www.innavoy.com/mfhighlife/vi.../swingin01.wmv

Or this slide show:
http://www.innavoy.com/mfhighlife/vi...slide_show.wmv

ScreaminRaider · 09-03-2004, 02:07 PM

Ok, you got me there Jim.....I was refering more to the Maynard from the 70's until now. Anyway, It was just a bad joke

trickg · 09-03-2004, 04:23 PM

Hey! C'mon, the Maynard from the 70s had GREAT taste in poly leisure suites!

Annie · 09-03-2004, 04:24 PM

I need to copy that list!

Annie · 09-03-2004, 04:25 PM

Add to that the fact that a good amount of us are live wires and have to constantly be busy...

bigaggietrumpet · 09-03-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminRaider

"They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)"

Well, with the exception of Maynard

Or Doc, depending on how he was dressed that day...

MUSICandCHARACTER · 09-03-2004, 06:54 PM

Hey Annie,

Let make a poster and sell it for money -- ha!

How about women trumpet players?

Ingrid Jensen in leather (with a flugel):

or without the flugel:

How about the smile on Linda Brown. Maybe she knows that trumpet players kiss better!

Or Validia Snow, better know as the "Queen of the Trumpet" from the 30s or 40s:

Why would anyone pass on a trumpet player? Hmm ... ?

09-03-2004, 12:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
MUSICandCHARACTER Forte User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Newburgh, Indiana Posts: 1,165	Reasons to date a trumpet player OK, I'll start. Trumpet players really are good kissers They have great embouchures They work on endurance They want what ever is on the other end of their lips to reach a new high They can double tongue They can triple tongue They have good taste in music They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking) Nobody ever said that professional tuba players are hot They can hang in there for hours, and with a Cherry Coke be ready to go again! Name one professional bassoon player If they are in a bar, they are often being PAID to be there! They are often wanted for weddings, so they know how a wedding should go! They make good spouses ... They can survive monotony (long tones) and can come out of it with a hot lick (jazz) The can be cool or hot, whatever is asked of them. They are more likely to spend $3K on a new trumpet than $65K on a new sports car They understand music, and music transcends! Music is the language of love -- and trumpet players know music! Next! __________________ Dr. Jim Fox Licensed Mental Health Therapist Mouthpiece chart: www.ibowtie.com/tmptmpccharts.html

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bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: College Station,TX Posts: 814	8) __________________ Michael Smith Hullabaloo: The official band of Texas A&M Basketball Kanstul 1537/ Schilke 14 LA Olds Studio

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ScreaminRaider Piano User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 407	"They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)" Well, with the exception of Maynard __________________ Jonathan Wright

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ScreaminRaider Piano User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 407	Ok, you got me there Jim.....I was refering more to the Maynard from the 70's until now. Anyway, It was just a bad joke __________________ Jonathan Wright

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trickg Forte User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glen Burnie, Maryland Posts: 2,054	Hey! C'mon, the Maynard from the 70s had GREAT taste in poly leisure suites! __________________ Patrick Gleason email me at: trickg1@hotmail.com "What we do in life echoes in eternity" "At my signal, unleash hell." - Maximus Decimus Meridius

09-03-2004, 04:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Annie Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 426	I need to copy that list! __________________ ~Annie I may not be great yet, but I'm working hard on it and one day I'm gonna be there.

09-03-2004, 04:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Annie Piano User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 426	Add to that the fact that a good amount of us are live wires and have to constantly be busy... __________________ ~Annie I may not be great yet, but I'm working hard on it and one day I'm gonna be there.

09-03-2004, 06:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
MUSICandCHARACTER Forte User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Newburgh, Indiana Posts: 1,165	Hey Annie, Let make a poster and sell it for money -- ha! How about women trumpet players? Ingrid Jensen in leather (with a flugel): or without the flugel: How about the smile on Linda Brown. Maybe she knows that trumpet players kiss better! Or Validia Snow, better know as the "Queen of the Trumpet" from the 30s or 40s: Why would anyone pass on a trumpet player? Hmm ... ? __________________ Dr. Jim Fox Licensed Mental Health Therapist Mouthpiece chart: www.ibowtie.com/tmptmpccharts.html

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