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Old 08-19-2007, 10:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One day I am sitting a little close to the TV watching a show and a mechanical arm comes out of the back of the TV. It plucks out each of my eyes alternately and bobbles them up and down. It retracts and my eyes return to their sockets. Then a small drill comes out plunges into each eye and retracts. Then a small wire brush comes out and scrubs each eye. Suddenly my wife yells, MOVE BACK FROM THAT TV, you know its bad for your eyes.
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I have some students where that applies - the wire brush would not be bad for the mouthpiece either!
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