Teacher arrested

Alex Yates · 07-27-2006, 04:32 PM

Teacher Arrested

*NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today
at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a
ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General
Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member
of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by
the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They
desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes
go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer
to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There
are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction. He would have given us more fingers
and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall
a more intelligent or profound statement by the
president. *

Manny Laureano · 07-27-2006, 04:50 PM

Whap!

You're so-o-o-o bad!

ML

B15M · 07-27-2006, 06:31 PM

I thought it was pretty good

tpter1 · 07-27-2006, 10:33 PM

Dang...I was getting all worked up thinking another inappropriate teacher thing...funny!

frank · 07-28-2006, 02:28 AM

Alex!!!

Eclipsehornplayer · 07-28-2006, 07:59 AM

Good one Alex!

I like it!

ptynan · 07-28-2006, 12:42 PM

Amazing!!!!!!

07-27-2006, 04:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Alex Yates Forte User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Brand: ECLIPSE Posts: 2,405	Teacher arrested Teacher Arrested NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction. He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

07-27-2006, 10:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
tpter1 Forte User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern New York Brand: Lawler Posts: 2,309	Dang...I was getting all worked up thinking another inappropriate teacher thing...funny!
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07-28-2006, 02:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
frank Piano User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 412	Alex!!!
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07-28-2006, 07:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Eclipsehornplayer Forte User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flat Rock, Michigan Brand: Eclipse, Bach, and Getzen Posts: 2,395	Good one Alex! I like it!
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07-28-2006, 12:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
ptynan Pianissimo User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Brand: Edwards Posts: 232	Amazing!!!!!!
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07-27-2006, 04:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Manny Laureano Utimate User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,989	Whap! You're so-o-o-o bad! ML

07-27-2006, 06:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
B15M Forte User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Monroe Ct. Posts: 1,256	I thought it was pretty good

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