Trumpet players always try to help people...

Solar Bell · 09-12-2006, 08:23 AM

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone had forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Trumpet Player stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps...

He whispers: "Here, ...iron this, and then get me something to eat.."

-cw-

Eclipsehornplayer · 09-12-2006, 08:26 AM

Oh Geeeez!

Alex Yates · 09-12-2006, 09:15 AM

Booooooooooo

You left out "and get these little green oil stains off of my shirts and pants"

09-12-2006, 08:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Solar Bell Moderator Fortissimo User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 4,273	Trumpet players always try to help people... On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone had forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a Trumpet Player stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps... He whispers: "Here, ...iron this, and then get me something to eat.." -cw- __________________ Chuck Willard *The Willard of Oz* "Don't be afraid to see what you see." Ronald Reagan Last edited by Solar Bell; 09-12-2006 at 08:28 AM.

09-12-2006, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
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09-12-2006, 09:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Alex Yates Forte User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,405	Booooooooooo You left out "and get these little green oil stains off of my shirts and pants"

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