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Old 09-26-2009, 02:42 PM   #1
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The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

About a week ago, I was playing in a jazz rehearsal, and one of the trombone players was a funny guy, so I thought I'd mess with him. After rehearsal was over, he put his trombone away, and then I said to him: "Wow, how did you ever get that giant dent in your bell?!!" A look of shock formed on his face and he said: "WHAT DENT?!!!!". Then I laughed and said: "Nah, I was just pulling your slide!"
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:42 PM   #2
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

that is the worst joke ever. and since you know it is, how come you have the laughing sign at the end?
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

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that is the worst joke ever. and since you know it is, how come you have the laughing sign at the end?
Sometimes jokes can be funny just because they are stupid, which doesn't make any sense.
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oh ok
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Sometimes jokes can be funny just because they are stupid, which doesn't make any sense.
This one was stupid and NOT funny.
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

I don't know if you guys get it or not. You know, pulling your slide is like pulling your leg, and since the trombone relies heavily on the slide...
It's not THAT bad, but I did warn you guys.
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

We got it....it WAS stupid....it WASN'T funny.
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

It makes sense too....
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Re: The worst trombone joke EVER!!!

Maybe it's just something that is only funny if you get to see it happen.
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Nah, we were just pulling your slide!
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